So last night, I drank two Rockstar vodkas and a little over a quarter pint of rum. I decided it would be a smart idea to relieve drunken anger and frustration by punching my kitchen window. Little did I know that I am strong enough to actually put my fist all the way through the window and shatter it. I'm paying for that mistake now with my damage deposit and cut up knuckles and gashes in my wrist and bloodloss.
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